I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect...
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but...
Hi, I'm single looking for fun and excitement in my life.
I want to explore my naughty wild side and would like someone to show me the way.
Now here is where you all run away, to described me, I am what most people would call voluptuous, buxom and curvy.
Sorry not into threesomes or same sex coupling.
anyone black, Asian or mixed race PLEASE do not message me so...
Hi, new to this so a little scared! I would like to experience some fun with a couple as I am curious what it would be like to be with another lady. Age is not a problem, but I don't like larger bodies, sorry. Contact me with some ideas as I also like interesting scenarios.
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message. If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give...
like to chat and see what we have in common. Can be naughty with the right person. Looking for more than a one night stand sorry! I also dont want just cam sex, prefer the real thing! I have a great life and want to have a more active life if you know what I mean! Have been working too hard for too long. Only interested in meeting guys for...
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never...
ON MY HOLS AS OF THIS AFTERNOON 22 07 2014.... Be good and play nicely.
I am a warm hearted good natured BBW .... that means very curvy,.... see profile pic... OH YOU HAVE already???? not fat and obese although I have gone down a dress size in the last 10 days due to the hot weather...looking to lose more, hopefully not from the boobs though.
I am seeking a...
Hey there Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to have some regular fun with, like a friend with benefits or fuck buddy. Im able to accommodate at times and really enjoy sucking on a big hard cock. If you are looking for a girl with boobs and curves then look no further! My boobs are a size 40f and dress size 18. Id also like...